Single Series Vol. 1 - CD
Physical only. Will never be on streaming. Long-form reinterpretations of Tyler the Creator and Ethel Cain, plus a surprise. Part of the Lost Padre Single Series. Next up: D'Angelo & Gene Clark
$6.00
Merch
Celibates - CD
Hillbilly Tape Music vol.69 Pelt-worshipping acoustic drones, improvised on-site in the Sonoran desert, no drugs just dehydration. Bow a banjo and sing along.
$10.00
Real Outlaw Country Shirt - URSULA
Strike up conversations with other Omelas expats on your ansible, denounce the divine right of kings, recoil from humans and their weirdly fixed genders. Huzzah!
$30.00
"Weaponized Incompetence" - shirt
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO. IT. DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
$30.00
DICKFL00D - Cassette
Hand-canned cassettes filled with the Good Stuff. Receive your DICK the way god intended: on an old tapedeck, where the ghosts speak. Fuck around, find out, feel better.
$13.00
Queer Satanic shirt
God's favorite sticker now in t-shirt form Hey even Jesus identified as bread
Not available
Keep Racists out of Country Music - HAT
New hats that are super non-divisive. Even a member of Jesus’ book club could rock one.
I mean who wants racists in anything, right?
RIGHT??
Not available
Support Queer Satanic Country Music sticker
3" die-cut matte stickers that will alienate your family
$5.00
"Keep Christians out of Country Music" shirt
Collaboration with High Desert Debris in ABQ.
Draw a line in the sand with your friends and coworkers.
Soft pink on faded black Gildan Comfort Colors.
Jesus can take the wheel but Satan owns the road <3
Not available
Queer Satanic hoodie
God's favorite sticker now in hoodie form Dress like a creepy prophet and start flipping tables at the bank
Not available
